Smart economists project that this would surely improve the economy in the long run, and even in the short term, the economy has seen a boost.
Per Jones, the breakthrough is expected to save the “Deep State” an approximate $300 million, allowing its well established “frog gayification” program to allocate more resources to an amphibious spin off of Queer Eye, which in the opinion of The Fishwrapper, would be so so fun and would normalize a good culture of authenticity for once. Female frogs in the control group continued their morning routine of Stevie Nicks and picking out their flannel or Hawaiian shirt of choice for the day. In contrast, male frogs in the control group continued “bringing back Madonna” and debating whether Perrier or San Pellegrino is better (as they were).
Under every tested scenario, male frogs in the test group began buying subscriptions to Sports Illustrated while female frogs began putting on false eyelashes and considering joining SoulCycle. When the study began, the researchers strove to develop a mathematical equation representing the relationship between frog gayness and micrograms per milliliter per chemical.Īfter testing nearly all items on the FDA’s “Naughty Chemical” index, the researchers noticed a discernible difference between their control and test groups. The report is sure to cause shockwaves, challenging the established knowledge that the “Deep State” is, in the words of Info Wars’s investigative journalist Alex Jones, “turning the FREAKIN’’ frogs gay.” A group of Princeton researchers published a groundbreaking study last Monday demonstrating that chemicals are turning frogs straight.